








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1499 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1154 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1113 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $198,531 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _MND_ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Yamil Angura | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | In My Mind † | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | urS_ | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | PufuPanda | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yamil Angura | 155 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | _MND_ | 126 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | In My Mind † | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | メジャーへの道 | 41 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #5 | PufuPanda | 30 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | In My Mind † | +2.54 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | メジャーへの道 | +1.96 | 60 | 80 |
| #3 | Yamil Angura | +1.64 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | REDDINGTON_ | +1.20 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | urS_ | +0.71 | 73 | 68 |





