








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 543 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1369 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1508 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,362 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | キング BlckBrn | 45% | 91 |
| #8 | Gtr0n | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | H1ghЯangΞ | 42% | 26 |
| #10 | vladdracul | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | creaM | 41% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | キング BlckBrn | 510 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #2 | st1nger | 488 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | KUN-D | 148 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | H1ghЯangΞ | 119 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | creaM | 83 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUMBLE | +2.12 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Cpt Price | +1.81 | 69 | 45 |
| #3 | KUN-D | +1.57 | 74 | 44 |
| #4 | st1nger | +0.92 | 55 | 69 |
| #5 | H1ghЯangΞ | +0.37 | 63 | 74 |





