








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 461 | 26% |
| Smokes | 607 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 244 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 470 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,261 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vladdracul | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Cpt Price | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | KUN-D | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | st1nger | 46% | 71 |
| #5 | SHP0719 | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st1nger | 232 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | キング BlckBrn | 151 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | KUN-D | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | creaM | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cpt Price | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cpt Price | +2.54 | 71 | 47 |
| #2 | Gtr0n | +2.13 | 74 | 32 |
| #3 | st1nger | +1.91 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | KUN-D | +1.89 | 79 | 37 |
| #5 | gang gang | +0.41 | 34 | 69 |





