








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 16% |
| Smokes | 708 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 728 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,187 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MT | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | RKL | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | LittlePrince | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | C1Ssio | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MT | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | RKL | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | LittlePrince | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | C1Ssio | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RKL | 50 | 0.0293 |
| #2 | C1Ssio | 12 | 0.0258 |
| #3 | MT | 8 | 0.0227 |
| #4 | LittlePrince | 7 | 0.0206 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RKL | 345 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | C1Ssio | 154 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #3 | MT | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | LittlePrince | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittlePrince | +2.33 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | C1Ssio | +1.64 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | MT | +1.54 | 60 | 59 |
| #4 | RKL | +1.51 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | 1mpalyy | -0.02 | 69 | 37 |





