








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1933 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12770 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10909 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8037 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6546 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,734,815 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coach | 90 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | skelly | 35 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | ✪ Cotide | 25 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | ✪ AceZ | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | ✪ Mike Litoris | 18 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coach | 852 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | skelly | 519 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✪ AceZ | 444 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | ✪ Cotide | 340 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ Mike Litoris | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AceZ | +5.74 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Coach | +2.33 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | Dani | +1.87 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Mike Litoris | +0.40 | 70 | 50 |
| #5 | skelly | +0.01 | 60 | 47 |





