








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 325 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 199 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




324 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5627 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5263 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3791 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7129 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,840,267 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神 Motaatti 😯 | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | bNz | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | bNz_- | 60% | 511 |
| #4 | celaNnel | 55% | 717 |
| #5 | Feijjo | 55% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bNz_- | +4.56 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | bNz | +2.64 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | 神 Motaatti 😯 | +1.95 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | jSk | +1.54 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | celaNnel | +0.97 | 84 | 58 |





