








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 401 | 18% |
| Smokes | 599 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 680 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,722 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | :) | 60% | 5 |
| #10 | LeBrown James | 59% | 17 |
| #11 | relaxbtw | 55% | 11 |
| #12 | baba jaga | 50% | 4 |
| #13 | boczk | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamoesik | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | LeBrown James | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | luka doncic | 34 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | relaxbtw | 25 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Goat Of Szyplow | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | +3.99 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | LeBrown James | +3.17 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Kamoesik | +2.40 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | AdeX KEYDROP CASEDROP.GG | +2.35 | 86 | 38 |
| #5 | relaxbtw | +1.91 | 93 | 62 |





