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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4797 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2567 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1942 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,946,143 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sang | 77% | 52 |
| #2 | 9512 | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | 笑顔がすべてをもたら | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | wianaildh0108 | 60% | 96 |
| #5 | ΧιαοΦεηγΤW | 59% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΧιαοΦεηγΤW | 566 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | wianaildh0108 | 237 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | SuraimuTW | 189 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sang | 180 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | 笑顔がすべてをもたら | 167 | 0.21 | 3 min |





