








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1332 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2977 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3622 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3552 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,793,784 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brutal Bastard. | 53% | 275 |
| #2 | MUSCLE | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Flo_Bro_420 | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | SuperSammy | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | blacknight_1990 | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brutal Bastard. | 53% | 275 |
| #2 | MUSCLE | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Flo_Bro_420 | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | SuperSammy | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | blacknight_1990 | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brutal Bastard. | 35 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | SuperSammy | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Flo_Bro_420 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | blacknight_1990 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | MUSCLE | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brutal Bastard. | 552 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | SuperSammy | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Flo_Bro_420 | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | MUSCLE | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | blacknight_1990 | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo_Bro_420 | +3.55 | 72 | 43 |
| #2 | blacknight_1990 | +0.90 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | MUSCLE | +0.75 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | Brutal Bastard. | -0.28 | 22 | 68 |
| #5 | Rtmplacemodz | -0.50 | 41 | 38 |





