








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 611 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4146 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6495 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8312 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6516 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,600,623 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2954 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo_Bro_420 | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | SuperSammy | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | Rtmplacemodz | 53% | 275 |
| #4 | keviN-_^ | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo_Bro_420 | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | SuperSammy | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | Rtmplacemodz | 53% | 275 |
| #4 | keviN-_^ | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rtmplacemodz | 26 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | keviN-_^ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | SuperSammy | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Flo_Bro_420 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rtmplacemodz | 176 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | keviN-_^ | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | SuperSammy | 65 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flo_Bro_420 | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo_Bro_420 | +4.34 | 73 | 43 |
| #2 | Rtmplacemodz | +0.63 | 40 | 34 |
| #3 | keviN-_^ | +0.54 | 39 | 67 |
| #4 | SuperSammy | +0.13 | 46 | 56 |
| #5 | Brutal Bastard. | +0.00 | 23 | 67 |





