








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4254 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4297 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4532 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4054 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,351 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | camthakilla | 58% | 86 |
| #2 | nba youngboy | 52% | 212 |
| #3 | gay gamer | 52% | 128 |
| #4 | eli | 51% | 191 |
| #5 | kay whirl | 50% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eli | 448 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | gay gamer | 318 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | camthakilla | 222 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | nba youngboy | 156 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | kay whirl | 131 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poo | +2.32 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | gay gamer | +1.25 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Israel Is T-Sided | +0.37 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | eli | +0.14 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | nba youngboy | -0.06 | 58 | 44 |





