








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 29% |
| Smokes | 538 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 402 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 513 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,231 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIXBOT | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | algrad | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | RICK | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | KevCy | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KevCy | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | Progaard | 38% | 8 |
| #7 | Rasmus... | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | LJ8K | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | algrad | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Progaard | 44 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rasmus... | 36 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | RICK | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | algrad | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | KevCy | 19 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Progaard | +2.62 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | RICK | +1.51 | 48 | 73 |
| #3 | Heiberg | +1.37 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | +1.08 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | algrad | +0.94 | 68 | 47 |





