








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1215 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1416 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1772 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 937 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,343 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ KingKarma | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Tyt0_o | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | dom01 | 65% | 40 |
| #4 | McDoom | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4rrotman | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | dom01 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Tyt0_o | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4rrotman | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | dom01 | 150 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tyt0_o | 55 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | McDoom | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo Da Vinki | +7.68 | 79 | 78 |
| #2 | GhostDog | +0.67 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | dom01 | +0.35 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | McDoom | -0.08 | 37 | 56 |
| #5 | p4rrotman | -0.52 | 79 | 67 |





