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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3204 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4747 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4527 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4203 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,101,745 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scronix | 51% | 55 |
| #2 | Propaganda-Panda | 50% | 322 |
| #3 | CyruZ | 45% | 66 |
| #4 | yungff | 43% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scronix | 51% | 55 |
| #2 | Propaganda-Panda | 50% | 322 |
| #3 | CyruZ | 45% | 66 |
| #4 | yungff | 43% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaganda-Panda | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | yungff | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | CyruZ | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | scronix | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaganda-Panda | 265 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #2 | yungff | 253 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | CyruZ | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | scronix | 5 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MH | +0.31 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | Propaganda-Panda | +0.22 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | yungff | -0.76 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | scronix | -0.91 | 75 | 20 |
| #5 | CyruZ | -2.66 | 45 | 49 |





