








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1056 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4221 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6686 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10147 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 7570 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,017,631 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 962 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MH | 50% | 322 |
| #2 | No4h | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | scronix | 47% | 171 |
| #4 | CyruZ | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | yungff | 45% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MH | 50% | 322 |
| #2 | No4h | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | scronix | 47% | 171 |
| #4 | CyruZ | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | yungff | 45% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungff | 23 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | scronix | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | CyruZ | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | MH | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | No4h | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungff | 440 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #2 | MH | 380 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | No4h | 249 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | CyruZ | 94 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | scronix | 16 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No4h | +1.34 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | MH | +0.27 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Propaganda-Panda | -0.40 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | yungff | -0.91 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | scronix | -1.08 | 75 | 21 |





