








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 451 | 26% |
| Smokes | 386 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 424 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 492 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,075 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saku | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | varanen78 | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | NEKROZ☁️ | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | F1ame | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saku | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | varanen78 | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | NEKROZ☁️ | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | F1ame | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varanen78 | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varanen78 | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | NEKROZ☁️ | 19 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #3 | Saku | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | F1ame | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varanen78 | +1.94 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | NEKROZ☁️ | +1.89 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | Gl1de | +0.62 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | Saku | +0.59 | 56 | 41 |
| #5 | F1ame | -6.37 | 19 | 27 |





