








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1123 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2216 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1050 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,111 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | V3nomF0x | 51% | 65 |
| #9 | ˋˏ❀ M1SS_AY ❀ˎˋ | 46% | 26 |
| #10 | ♱Satoru♱Gojo♱ | 45% | 38 |
| #11 | 𝐊𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐙𝐋𝐄 | 33% | 15 |
| #12 | Bella | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingSnufy | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ⛤⛧Groth⛧⛥ | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | ♱Satoru♱Gojo♱ | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Spyker | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | V3nomF0x | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spyker | 445 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | KingSnufy | 333 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | LiTtL35aiNt | 208 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | ⛤⛧Groth⛧⛥ | 206 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | ♚★𝐊𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐙★♚ | 203 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.I_AiNz | +1.64 | 63 | 45 |
| #2 | ♚★𝐊𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐙★♚ | +1.43 | 38 | 72 |
| #3 | KingSnufy | +1.07 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | V3nomF0x | +0.61 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | ⛤⛧Groth⛧⛥ | +0.01 | 43 | 54 |





