








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5340 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3731 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3096 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,111,514 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1873 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.I_AiNz | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Digit | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | V3nomF0x | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | Spyker | 55% | 133 |
| #5 | Hotspot99 | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Hotspot99 | 51% | 35 |
| #6 | LiTtL35aiNt | 50% | 130 |
| #7 | KingSnufy | 50% | 306 |
| #8 | β€β§Grothβ§β₯ | 49% | 166 |
| #9 | Bella | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingSnufy | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | β€β§Grothβ§β₯ | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | LiTtL35aiNt | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | V3nomF0x | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Spyker | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spyker | 576 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | KingSnufy | 455 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | LiTtL35aiNt | 454 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | β€β§Grothβ§β₯ | 365 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Digit | 317 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Digit | +1.63 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | ββ
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| #3 | A.I_AiNz | +1.05 | 66 | 43 |
| #4 | KingSnufy | +0.95 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | V3nomF0x | +0.68 | 59 | 40 |





