








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8463 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7359 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6213 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6878 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,803 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruoska | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | ELpugi | 52% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruoska | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | ELpugi | 52% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELpugi | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Ruoska | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELpugi | 388 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ruoska | 127 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jirbz | +0.77 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Ruoska | +0.48 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | ELpugi | -0.01 | 76 | 67 |





