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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2599 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1673 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1604 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,780 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banditss | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | ℑ𝔫𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔏360 | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | -𝕽𝖎𝖋𝖙- | 61% | 215 |
| #4 | Shronkey | 59% | 232 |
| #5 | SpoonDogg | 57% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -𝕽𝖎𝖋𝖙- | 797 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Shronkey | 716 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | SpoonDogg | 87 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ℑ𝔫𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔏360 | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ItzParkzz | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -𝕽𝖎𝖋𝖙- | +7.42 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | Shronkey | +0.50 | 39 | 54 |
| #3 | Banditss | -1.17 | 56 | 27 |
| #4 | ItzParkzz | -1.39 | 32 | 47 |
| #5 | NinjaClarke | -1.80 | 19 | 56 |





