








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 878 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1648 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,513 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 717 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boyoyote prime | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | BlackyWhiite | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Eggzagone | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Mimi | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | 0estroflex | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0estroflex | 5 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Oestrochette | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Farouk Pinault | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Mimi | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Smoutsi | 2 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farouk Pinault | 215 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | Oestrochette | 139 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Boyoyote prime | 108 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | 0estroflex | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Max Bellington | 47 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlackyWhiite | +2.59 | 57 | 61 |
| #2 | Farouk Pinault | +2.41 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | Get Frostyed | +2.00 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | Flosrodah | +1.26 | 32 | 40 |
| #5 | Eggzagone | +1.04 | 73 | 60 |





