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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 668 | 19% |
| Smokes | 892 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1007 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,669 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 阿戈魔AGM | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | ✩✩ Chain Headshot ✩✩ | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Scarlet Shun | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Nylice | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Yun | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vas | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | 美国安格斯牛肉 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | 阿戈魔AGM | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Nylice | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✩✩ Chain Headshot ✩✩ | +4.98 | 60 | 57 |
| #2 | vas | +4.13 | 70 | 46 |
| #3 | 美国安格斯牛肉 | +3.36 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | Wadidaw | +2.94 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | Nylice | +2.82 | 69 | 62 |





