








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 846 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3025 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4200 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2976 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2730 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,530 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oweN | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | ryfL | 49% | 95 |
| #3 | The Deer | 48% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oweN | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | ryfL | 49% | 95 |
| #3 | The Deer | 48% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Deer | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ryfL | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | oweN | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryfL | 437 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | The Deer | 218 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | oweN | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italico | +2.07 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | oweN | +1.54 | 71 | 41 |
| #3 | The Deer | +0.32 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | ryfL | -1.01 | 73 | 55 |





