








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 465 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6498 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5213 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4666 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3345 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,051 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italico | 48% | 127 |
| #2 | ryfL | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italico | 48% | 127 |
| #2 | ryfL | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italico | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ryfL | 7 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryfL | 366 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | italico | 292 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italico | +2.32 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | The Deer | +0.81 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | ryfL | -1.46 | 73 | 53 |





