








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 879 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1264 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1560 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1563 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,620 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pipocas | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | ChAoS | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | sL1fer | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | carl1to | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | BB6P | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carl1to | 290 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | chiraQ | 261 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | NeXx0 | 92 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | BB6P | 77 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | pipocas | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiraQ | +1.33 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | SL1NKY | +1.18 | 91 | 53 |
| #3 | pipocas | +1.06 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | sL1fer | -0.29 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | NeXx0 | -0.57 | 73 | 63 |





