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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3334 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3287 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3311 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2315 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,359,301 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ .DrA1SCHD^ | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | 242mtowncrew | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | BB6P | 59% | 85 |
| #4 | NeXx0 | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | ChAoS | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiraQ | +4.12 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ .DrA1SCHD^ | +3.21 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | [̲̲̅̅̅D̲̲̅]r.3ck™ | +2.83 | 52 | 71 |
| #4 | NeXx0 | +1.10 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | pipocas | +0.18 | 84 | 58 |





