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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 78 matches | 1,973 | |
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 755 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1141 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 987 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 993 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,538 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Ljungen | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Alway | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | Älgen | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Bru4an | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Ljungen | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Alway | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | Älgen | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Bru4an | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Älgen | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Ljungen | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bru4an | 157 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | Alway | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wilsonnr1 | 45 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Älgen | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ljungen | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | +4.60 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | Jidder | +3.45 | 84 | 44 |
| #3 | Bru4an | -0.34 | 49 | 51 |
| #4 | Ljungen | -0.50 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | Alway | -0.91 | 52 | 60 |





