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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 384 | 17% |
| Smokes | 829 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 322 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 692 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,056 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitomaitsa | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | TV-lupatarkastaja | 53% | 59 |
| #3 | eSoro | 45% | 116 |
| #4 | ErtFIN | 45% | 96 |
| #5 | caangg | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErtFIN | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | DaddyWertti | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | TV-lupatarkastaja | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | eSoro | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | caangg | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErtFIN | 188 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | eSoro | 157 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | caangg | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | TV-lupatarkastaja | 99 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aitomaitsa | 77 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitomaitsa | +3.53 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | Repe | +1.40 | 75 | 34 |
| #3 | caangg | +0.14 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | eSoro | -0.49 | 39 | 48 |
| #5 | ErtFIN | -0.49 | 46 | 52 |





