








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1544 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1940 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2038 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2009 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,453,535 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitomaitsa | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | TV-lupatarkastaja | 52% | 133 |
| #3 | DaddyWertti | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Koljander M4Kk | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | caangg | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DaddyWertti | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Koljander M4Kk | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | caangg | 50% | 135 |
| #6 | eSoro | 48% | 180 |
| #7 | Repe | 45% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caangg | 24 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | TV-lupatarkastaja | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | eSoro | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | DaddyWertti | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Koljander M4Kk | 7 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caangg | 315 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | eSoro | 309 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | TV-lupatarkastaja | 268 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Koljander M4Kk | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aitomaitsa | 128 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitomaitsa | +2.31 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | Repe | +1.75 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | Koljander M4Kk | +1.42 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | caangg | +0.96 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | ErtFIN | +0.73 | 49 | 52 |





