








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2258 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2382 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2184 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2020 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,197 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CJ | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | DeeJayXXX | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | zed | 53% | 205 |
| #4 | Mitha_ | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | dP | 48% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | zed | 53% | 205 |
| #4 | Mitha_ | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | dP | 48% | 100 |
| #6 | el niño | 47% | 47 |
| #7 | Poojisalive | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zed | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | CJ | 12 | 0.0216 |
| #3 | dP | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | el niño | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | DeeJayXXX | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zed | 579 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | DeeJayXXX | 180 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | dP | 130 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | el niño | 122 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mitha_ | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zed | +2.90 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | cataN | +1.13 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | DeeJayXXX | +0.45 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | Mitha_ | +0.05 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | CJ | -0.21 | 60 | 58 |





