








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 26% |
| Smokes | 306 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 766 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,076 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oxcioz | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | Zath | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Xar | 48% | 262 |
| #5 | Ewanavet | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Xar | 48% | 262 |
| #5 | Ewanavet | 42% | 60 |
| #6 | chesiren | 39% | 95 |
| #7 | HUGOLINK | 38% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xar | 54 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | HUGOLINK | 31 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | oxcioz | 28 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | chesiren | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xar | 614 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 365 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #3 | HUGOLINK | 116 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | chesiren | 81 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | oxcioz | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xar | +5.14 | 46 | 48 |
| #2 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | +4.95 | 50 | 54 |
| #3 | oxcioz | +4.53 | 37 | 35 |
| #4 | Ewanavet | +1.88 | 40 | 48 |
| #5 | chesiren | -1.94 | 9 | 32 |





