








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 356 | 38% |
| Smokes | 143 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 153 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 291 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,374 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oxcioz | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | Ewanavet | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | TRALALERO TRALALA | 38% | 79 |
| #4 | Xar | 36% | 105 |
| #5 | chesiren | 24% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TRALALERO TRALALA | 38% | 79 |
| #4 | Xar | 36% | 105 |
| #5 | chesiren | 24% | 38 |
| #6 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 13% | 23 |
| #7 | Zath | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xar | 33 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | oxcioz | 12 | 0.0270 |
| #3 | TRALALERO TRALALA | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | chesiren | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 4 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xar | 224 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | 95 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | chesiren | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | TRALALERO TRALALA | 24 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | oxcioz | 19 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xar | +4.31 | 38 | 44 |
| #2 | oxcioz | +3.86 | 31 | 39 |
| #3 | Ferrari SF70H PEEK | +3.14 | 57 | 45 |
| #4 | Ewanavet | +0.03 | 32 | 42 |
| #5 | chesiren | -1.94 | 11 | 37 |





