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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3327 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5002 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4620 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2589 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,531,831 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z | 73% | 41 |
| #2 | aug | 72% | 50 |
| #3 | Roger Rabbit | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | Black Guy | 57% | 121 |
| #5 | ItsTitan | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black Guy | +2.61 | 68 | 38 |
| #2 | Tizi | +2.03 | 65 | 50 |
| #3 | ItsTitan | +1.73 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Z | -0.30 | 57 | 24 |
| #5 | rezzy | -0.75 | 58 | 44 |





