








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 154 | 10% |
| Smokes | 444 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 535 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 370 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,328 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 15 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | rox | 6 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | εε°ι©¬ε€ | 6 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | Kauss | 5 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | MUSTAFAA | 3 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kauss | 64 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | MUSTAFAA | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | twtz1k | 29 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | εε°ι©¬ε€ | 28 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twtz1k | +4.19 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | εε°ι©¬ε€ | +2.29 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | MUSTAFAA | +1.89 | 58 | 55 |
| #4 | Spray | +1.86 | 63 | 28 |
| #5 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | +1.67 | 50 | 61 |





