








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 999 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6133 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6340 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9575 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3585 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,259,182 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sPain1 | 52% | 100 |
| #2 | Tymx372 | 51% | 134 |
| #3 | DON'T TRUST ME IM NOOB | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | CerebrateNargil | 46% | 76 |
| #5 | _YungHyper | 44% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sPain1 | 52% | 100 |
| #2 | Tymx372 | 51% | 134 |
| #3 | DON'T TRUST ME IM NOOB | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | CerebrateNargil | 46% | 76 |
| #5 | _YungHyper | 44% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _YungHyper | 34 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Tymx372 | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | DON'T TRUST ME IM NOOB | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | sPain1 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | CerebrateNargil | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _YungHyper | 345 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tymx372 | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | sPain1 | 219 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | DON'T TRUST ME IM NOOB | 182 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | CerebrateNargil | 5 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sPain1 | +1.13 | 35 | 59 |
| #2 | DON'T TRUST ME IM NOOB | +0.86 | 51 | 53 |
| #3 | LordCrunch | +0.17 | 45 | 68 |
| #4 | Tymx372 | +0.15 | 31 | 57 |
| #5 | _YungHyper | -2.31 | 36 | 48 |





