








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,959 | |
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8652 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6926 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3858 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5074 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,396 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S | +5.22 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | ferna | +4.38 | 78 | 82 |
| #3 | Nisslan | +3.98 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | 123™ | +0.78 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | konffen | -1.33 | 36 | 72 |





