








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1690 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1702 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2125 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,669,865 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrettyLittleFlacko | 60% | 70 |
| #2 | itsjustsel | 59% | 161 |
| #3 | Haggn | 58% | 255 |
| #4 | cybtr | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | rid1kk | 55% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | "Wi-Fi" | 52% | 21 |
| #10 | .korwy | 50% | 22 |
| #11 | .domo | 43% | 21 |
| #12 | V3nom_ll | 42% | 45 |
| #13 | r1fla | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haggn | 18 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Obunga | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Erikso | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | PrettyLittleFlacko | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | rid1kk | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rid1kk | 717 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | Haggn | 484 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | PrettyLittleFlacko | 191 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Erikso | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | .korwy | 130 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeT_JeNs | +4.26 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Haggn | +2.18 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | "Wi-Fi" | +2.10 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | .domo | +1.77 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | fleix | +1.73 | 85 | 48 |





