








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




248 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2865 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1734 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 788 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,773 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yannou | 164 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | BOT Samoula | 163 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fat Man From Kentucky | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | gazeo | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | BOT Segal | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Samoula | +2.16 | 38 | 39 |
| #2 | Yannou | +1.33 | 56 | 22 |
| #3 | pierre chibre | +1.33 | 52 | 40 |
| #4 | Fat Man From Kentucky | +0.71 | 41 | 40 |
| #5 | BOT Segal | -0.98 | 23 | 29 |





