








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




277 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1076 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3435 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 475 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,024 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1005 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pierre chibre | 861 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | BOT Samoula | 427 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Fat Man From Kentucky | 160 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | gazeo | 147 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | BOT Segal | 76 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fat Man From Kentucky | +1.56 | 42 | 43 |
| #2 | BOT Samoula | +1.26 | 41 | 37 |
| #3 | pierre chibre | +1.11 | 50 | 38 |
| #4 | Yannou | +0.89 | 55 | 24 |
| #5 | BOT Segal | -0.38 | 25 | 40 |





