








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2487 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1114 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 905 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,636 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaThZ | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Yeeezie | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | starKi | 51% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaThZ | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Yeeezie | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | starKi | 51% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starKi | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Yeeezie | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | MaThZ | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starKi | 390 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | MaThZ | 148 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | Yeeezie | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaThZ | +4.49 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | NairObi | +2.83 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | Yeeezie | +0.57 | 78 | 52 |
| #4 | starKi | -0.38 | 52 | 50 |





