








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 731 | 28% |
| Smokes | 552 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 771 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 602 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,161 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AdriaN | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | SpacePyro | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | iGYAT sNuzz | 46% | 71 |
| #6 | Naa | 45% | 51 |
| #7 | k1n | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AdriaN | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | iGYAT sNuzz | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Naa | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Abdulla Dangerâ™› | 3 | 0.0185 |
| #5 | SpacePyro | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naa | +1.95 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | iGYAT sNuzz | +0.95 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | k1n | +0.42 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | fjess | -0.07 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | AdriaN | -0.10 | 50 | 71 |





