








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 267 | 17% |
| Smokes | 423 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 512 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 363 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,280 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4lx_ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | wristcaught | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | AwakeHopps | 44% | 158 |
| #4 | Nutty | 43% | 189 |
| #5 | CaravanRiot | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AwakeHopps | 44% | 158 |
| #4 | Nutty | 43% | 189 |
| #5 | CaravanRiot | 41% | 41 |
| #6 | N4SPrince | 40% | 107 |
| #7 | Budstep | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AwakeHopps | 55 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | N4SPrince | 53 | 0.0249 |
| #3 | Nutty | 25 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | wristcaught | 6 | 0.0279 |
| #5 | 4lx_ | 4 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nutty | 458 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | N4SPrince | 397 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | AwakeHopps | 313 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | 4lx_ | 109 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #5 | CaravanRiot | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4lx_ | +6.64 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | AwakeHopps | +4.04 | 83 | 39 |
| #3 | wristcaught | +2.74 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Nutty | +0.96 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | N4SPrince | -1.39 | 33 | 46 |





