








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4660 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5853 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1561 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3759 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,858,162 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asianboyap | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | wristcaught | 52% | 93 |
| #3 | awake†hopps | 49% | 467 |
| #4 | N4SPrince | 44% | 238 |
| #5 | Lodo_T | 43% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | wristcaught | 52% | 93 |
| #3 | awake†hopps | 49% | 467 |
| #4 | N4SPrince | 44% | 238 |
| #5 | Lodo_T | 43% | 189 |
| #6 | CavemanRiot | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awake†hopps | 149 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | N4SPrince | 116 | 0.0247 |
| #3 | wristcaught | 35 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | Lodo_T | 31 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | asianboyap | 16 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4SPrince | 890 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | awake†hopps | 882 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | wristcaught | 383 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | asianboyap | 326 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | CavemanRiot | 118 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asianboyap | +4.34 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | awake†hopps | +2.83 | 77 | 35 |
| #3 | wristcaught | +1.91 | 65 | 59 |
| #4 | Nutty | +0.44 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | N4SPrince | -1.63 | 30 | 40 |





