








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1060 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3112 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4378 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2973 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3452 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,560 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrimmedViper | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | Willow_The_Wisp | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Amara | 46% | 92 |
| #4 | Guppuccino | 46% | 90 |
| #5 | Potassium | 41% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Willow_The_Wisp | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Amara | 46% | 92 |
| #4 | Guppuccino | 46% | 90 |
| #5 | Potassium | 41% | 116 |
| #6 | Pb | 29% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potassium | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Willow_The_Wisp | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Amara | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Guppuccino | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Pb | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willow_The_Wisp | 171 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Potassium | 158 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Amara | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Guppuccino | 71 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pb | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amara | +3.36 | 48 | 56 |
| #2 | Potassium | +1.24 | 56 | 44 |
| #3 | RoseTehFoxo | +1.00 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | Willow_The_Wisp | -1.68 | 34 | 63 |
| #5 | TrimmedViper | -2.87 | 12 | 27 |





