








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 699 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3367 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2307 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2502 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,059,285 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöHölli | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Matti42VTyötön | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | PARRUHande | 28% | 25 |
| #4 | ThöRölli | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöHölli | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Matti42VTyötön | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | PARRUHande | 28% | 25 |
| #4 | ThöRölli | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matti42VTyötön | 5 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | ThöHölli | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PARRUHande | 67 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | ThöRölli | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ThöHölli | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Matti42VTyötön | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöHölli | +5.73 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | ThöRölli | +2.38 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | Skuupi | -1.39 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | PARRUHande | -1.44 | 41 | 66 |
| #5 | Matti42VTyötön | -3.83 | 21 | 59 |





