








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 13% |
| Smokes | 558 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 595 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 179 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,380 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hu Tao TV | 47% | 74 |
| #2 | Osama Bin Habibi | 44% | 151 |
| #3 | Wheres my water? | 41% | 161 |
| #4 | Cà Văn Dái | 38% | 61 |
| #5 | Hiroshi | 26% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hu Tao TV | 47% | 74 |
| #2 | Osama Bin Habibi | 44% | 151 |
| #3 | Wheres my water? | 41% | 161 |
| #4 | Cà Văn Dái | 38% | 61 |
| #5 | Hiroshi | 26% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osama Bin Habibi | 27 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Cà Văn Dái | 14 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Hu Tao TV | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Hiroshi | 6 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Wheres my water? | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osama Bin Habibi | 706 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Wheres my water? | 315 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Hiroshi | 257 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #4 | Cà Văn Dái | 75 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hu Tao TV | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wheres my water? | +3.74 | 53 | 56 |
| #2 | Cà Văn Dái | +1.74 | 60 | 41 |
| #3 | Hu Tao TV | +1.21 | 50 | 40 |
| #4 | Osama Bin Habibi | -2.59 | 3 | 68 |
| #5 | Hiroshi | -3.07 | 13 | 54 |





