








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1964 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1429 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2296 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,545,419 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide | 44% | 63 |
| #14 | 777raccoon | 44% | 64 |
| #15 | Idoitman66 | 43% | 114 |
| #16 | MysticalWitch 💙 | 42% | 24 |
| #17 | Hanni Bunnies | 31% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Idoitman66 | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | dawn | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | GucciFlipFlops | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | pocket | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GucciFlipFlops | 389 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | dawn | 247 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | 777raccoon | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Carly | 137 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪ 白酒先生 ◢◤ | 115 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪m1 | +9.51 | 98 | 59 |
| #2 | dawn | +9.45 | 98 | 53 |
| #3 | Moe Lester | +7.74 | 96 | 60 |
| #4 | GucciFlipFlops | +1.25 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide | +1.12 | 83 | 52 |





