








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1638 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 934 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2190 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,190 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide | 60% | 73 |
| #8 | Hanni Bunnies | 56% | 64 |
| #9 | GucciFlipFlops | 51% | 39 |
| #10 | Idoitman66 | 51% | 55 |
| #11 | WillyBen Chen 搵嚟笨7 | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawn | +9.14 | 98 | 55 |
| #2 | N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide | +0.57 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | 飛哥哥 | +0.46 | 65 | 51 |
| #4 | Carly | +0.01 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | 777angel | -0.91 | 81 | 67 |





