








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 26% |
| Smokes | 948 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 772 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,504 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | small Skinny | 53% | 125 |
| #2 | ģuchi | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Lery | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | Kaspars Daugaviņš | 44% | 105 |
| #5 | Skinny | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | small Skinny | 53% | 125 |
| #2 | ģuchi | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Lery | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | Kaspars Daugaviņš | 44% | 105 |
| #5 | Skinny | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaspars Daugaviņš | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Lery | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ģuchi | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | small Skinny | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Skinny | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lery | 946 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #2 | small Skinny | 449 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kaspars Daugaviņš | 341 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | ģuchi | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Skinny | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skinny | +6.30 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | ģuchi | +6.15 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | small Skinny | +5.25 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | Lery | -0.77 | 21 | 50 |
| #5 | MoonClaw | -4.89 | 14 | 31 |





