








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6422 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5650 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3417 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5588 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,267 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 913 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PokerFace | 55% | 40 |
| #8 | 八奈見杏菜 | 50% | 40 |
| #9 | SLT2k | 48% | 156 |
| #10 | Wyime | 46% | 41 |
| #11 | 千早 愛音 | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLT2k | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | lerwen | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | 千早 愛音 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Wyime | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | No Fear In My Heart | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLT2k | 463 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | lerwen | 272 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Rainbook_ | 229 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | PokerFace | 148 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | 千早 愛音 | 133 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No Fear In My Heart | +4.10 | 92 | 54 |
| #2 | 遊生夢死 | +2.86 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | Rainbook_ | +2.82 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | 千早 愛音 | +2.57 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | ጿኈቼዽጿኈቼዽAnyway | +1.00 | 89 | 55 |





